At FWA, on Saturday night, a shit-filled diaper had been thrown into the middle of the hotel hallway. Into the MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING HALLWAY. It was probably there for hours before someone picked it up. And I've also heard rumors from a reliable source that someone took a dump in the elevator.
This goes beyond simply looking past a weird fetish, OK? Whoever did it didn't care about the impression it left of the furry fandom, they didn't care who it pissed off. They were jerking off to the fact that perhaps hundreds of people walked by that night and were disgusted at the sight of their feces. Gave you a big, sloppy boner, didn't it, you fuckball?
I don't care anymore if there are "good" babyfurs. Shit like this has to stop. I hear all the time that not all babyfurs do this kind of thing and are actually disgusted at the people who do. Well, WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU? You should have been kicking this guy's ass.
I want it to be known that if you are one of these fecalphiles and I EVER see you at a convention throwing feces into a public place, I will beat you within an inch of your fucking life. Ok? I'll toss you down thirty-nine flights of ass-kicking that you can't even imagine. I don't care how long I have to spend in jail. When I'm finished with you, you'll be the Hunchface of Notre Dame.
So before you think it's going to be sexy to expose your fecal matter to an audience, you'd better reconsider. Because I go to a lot of conventions. And if you happen to do it when I'm watching, the next meal you're going to have will be your own teeth.
If you think I'm kidding, try me.